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Part time poet, full time librarian, student of the delights of milk chocolate. Likes books, milk, paddling, poetry, scribbling, chocolate, notebooks, sea, piers. Not necessarily in that order. All work copyright cih.

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Cold Cure

I think more of our office have colds than are still healthy.

Getting out of the lift it all sounds vaguely orchestral, even amusing. However when you walk in the door you are greeted by a chorus of sniffing and trumpeting as various people blow various noses (usually their own).

The person who brought the cold (such a thoughtful present) to the office is still saying how ill they feel. I think the rest of us are currently feeling too ill to form a lynching party, but I have noticed people knotting together their unused tissues to form a noose. It may take a while as the stocks of unused tissues are rapidly decreasing .

It could be worse - everyone could be off sick and I could be the only one in