Boris

I have just heard on the radio that the Labour party have a swear box so that if anyone refers to the Tory mayoral candidate as anything other than 'the Tory mayoral candidate' or Boris Johnson, they have to put £5 into the box. This is because calling him 'Boris' apparently humanises him. I was actually under the impression that Boris was human anyway, though I do have my doubts about Ken Livingstone...